Wed, 09/05/2007 - 12:14 — beer wench
It's sad when one's manhood is so fragile that he is threatened by glassware.
I wasn’t really paying attention until his drink arrived. What I saw is the most threatening assault to American manhood since facial moisturizer.
I nearly vomited. It looked like a champagne flute on steroids, but it contained this guy’s beer. The icing: the guy actually picked it up by the stem, stuck his pinky up in the air and brought it delicately to his lips. I wanted to pound three (canned) beers and crush them all on my forehead at once to make up for this guy’s total lack of manhood.
This is my favorite part:
In my humble opinion, there are three things that males can acceptably drink beer from: cans and bottles, Solo cups and glasses.
Hope the forehead beer can crushing isn't hurting your engineering career, Andrew.
Comments
Whats with some guy you go
Whats with some guy you go out to some place to eat nothing fancy and they bring you beers plus mugs/pints whatever something made of glass to put the beer in occasionally chilled. But why, do I feel like im the one acting weird when I drink from the bottle and they start pouring their beers in the cups just because they were brought out to them? Maybe it's instinct maybe if the waitress brought solo cups out said sorry boys all out of mugs here you go they wouldn't think twice and still drink from them which is all fine all im saying is i go for the bottle it's there its convenient were not playing beer pong why the extra work in drinking it and why make me the one to stand out. Stick with me drink from the bottle.....And the champagne flute if i were to see any of my friends or strangers drinking from one i'd be laughing and letting them know yes you look like a tool drinking from a champagne glass with your beer in it. Next stop alcohol rehab for you, you've crossed the line and taken drinking further then it should ever have.